Ok. So I'm at a loss for words lately. Mostly because I've been insanely busy with school, which is good, because if you know me you know how much I LOVED school when I was younger.
Ever try to give a badger a bath? Yeah. That was my attitude towards school. It was a "HELLNOYOUCAN'TMAKEMEIREFUSEokfineyouwonwhatever" kind of situation.
My mother loved me.
So, on the insistence of Nermie's Mom, I have made a quick entry. Once again, if anyone has any time and would like to be a guest please let me know.
It's not like you have a life or anything, especially if you're reading this drivel... ;)
Weird WI Laws:
WI State Law: As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. (Damn FIBS. Well, all FIBS except Aunt Becky, whom the angels shall hold on high).
Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has. (Ummm...ok....)
Hudson: No one may sit on another’s parked vehicle without expressed consent of the owner. (Good to know).
Kenosha: No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public. (My only issue with this is that if it was made into a law, it had to have happened more than once...).
La Crosse: You cannot worry a squirrel. (I guess this means that you can't tell him that his nuts are showing.).
Milwaukee: If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.
Sheboygan: No person may water his lawn in such a way as to annoy his or her neighbor. (They need to have more laws in Sheboygan. In fact, Rick and Len over at WAPL have a segment on their morning show called "Weird Ass Sheboygan County Story of the Day).
These were all taken from the website, www.dumblaws.com
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