Happy Birthday Li'l Sis!

Birthday Girl!

Saturday night is one of those nights we'll never forget. What started off with a nice "family" dinner turned into a very drunken friend-kissing stranger-groping loud-music bigass-drink kind of night!

The evening started off innocently enough at Grazies, where Li'l Sis, Nerma, Chesty, Mom and I all got crabs. Blue Crab Ravioli to be precise, but hey, the "Oh my GOD we all have CRABS!" thing was hysterical to us.

Following our wonderful dinner (along with wine, cocktails, etc.) we headed to Stadium View for more free drinks for Li'l Sis. Of course she got her blinking glass which instantly made her - and the rest of us for that matter - very dizzy. I wish I could figure out how to get Nerma's videos to work. She got some very interesting youtube-worthy threesome dancing on video.

When we'd had enough of the noise of SV we staggered over to Anduzzi's. Much to Li'l Sis's disappointment they were OUT OF BLINKING GLASSES! Bastards. We happened to meet some very nice people there and Li'l Sis got a phone number! They show up later...

We decided to check out the bars on Broadway and slowly work our way downtown. By now it was around 11:00 so we were very much full of birthday joy. Our next stop was the Sardine Can, which was packed as tight as, well, a sardine can. We managed to find our way to the back room where we could be as loud and obnoxious as we wanted without being in the way. Of course, you give the drunken Birthday Girl a glass of ice water, she's going to spill it. Luckily Chesty was there to clean her up! We're all such good big sisters...

Chesty cleaning up Li'l Sis

No sweetheart. No one will notice...

Chesty had an awesome idea earlier that evening that we put into play after the Sardine Can. "Let's go to XS!" I had never been there before, and even though I have a lot of friends that have invited me to go before this would be my first time there. For those of you that don't know what XS is, it is a GLBT/Dance Club.

We finally make it to XS. While dancing with Li'l Sis (granted we were kind of pinned up against a wall) we had a very butch woman look us up and down, wink, nod her head and yell "Yeah! That's what I'M talkin' about!" Other than that it was a blast! Li'l Sis even got her picture taken with a very interesting young gentleman...

Birthday Kisses at XS

While we were at XS we got a text from the guy Li'l had met earlier that night. Luckily they were at a bar - Shenanigans - almost directly across the street from where we were so it was easy enough to walk there.

We got there just in time to finish our night off with a bigass drink...a drink I like to call "The Drink that Kicked My Ass."

Drink that Kicked My Ass

After we closed down Shenanigans we headed home, dropping A & the JTrain off at JTrain's house. Li'l Sis, Chesty & Nerma decided that Taco Bell was a good idea so off we went. About halfway there I decided that Taco Bell was definitely NOT for me and began thanking the company that made the mini-van for making reclining seats. Like I said, the drink kicked my ass...

Upon making it back to Nerma & Li'l Sis's house I proceeded to, ahem, "fall asleep" on the couch. Apparently the Taco Hell that Li'l had needed so badly didn't taste so yummy anymore so that was the end of that! Oh, and a GINORMOUS thank you to Chesty for pulling my car into the driveway so I didn't get a ticket! I LOVE you!

Of course since I'm still new to this whole blogging thing I haven't quite figured out how to get more than a few pictures on each post. I'll do a pic-only post once I get more pics from Saturday night!

Hope you had a great birthday Li'l Girl! I'm so glad we all got to be there to make it special!