What's In a Name?

Well? What?!?

I was reading one of my favorite blogs when I remembered a conversation I had last week with a friend.

We were discussing different meanings of the word "normal" so I went to the Urban Dictionary website to take a look.

Normal: A word made up by this corrupt society so they could single out and attack those who are different

Hmmm...

This got me to thinking, what do our names mean according to Urban Dictionary? If anyone knows of any other good name definitions please add them to the list.

Needless to say there are some pretty good definitions. Mother, avert your eyes.

We'll start with yours truly.

Feewah isn't listed but Feewag is. I'll go with that definition:

Feewah: something that is awsome

Damn straight!

Nerma: another word to be the shit/ to be cool. everyone wants to be nerma.

I'm amazed that Nerma is an actual entry!

Li'l Sis: Short for sister.

Imagine that.

Chesty: having large breasts, buxom

Another self-explanatory one.

Mother: Random word when someone says something random and annoying

Ha!

Brother: a person whom you are related to. sometimes a role model. sometimes an ass. sometimes a friend. a person who you are stuck being related to until the day you die through good or bad

This is 100% accurate.

Uncle: Exclaimation meaning "I give up".

Yup.

Now we'll go for some real names, in no particular order:

Leah: To describe something of such superb standards it almost cannot be described by any word or sentence or onomatopoeia in the English language.

Hell yeah!

Erin: Erin is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Erins who rule.

Awe yeah!

Sarah: The name "Sarah" is translated from the Hebrew language. It means "Princess"...and rightly so!

Hell to the yes!

Ryan: the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

I guess. Whatever.


Tina: Slang for Crystal Meth.

She's not real happy with her definition. Her husband is going to have a t-shirt made with his.

Troy: also known as "God." The ancient greek god of erotica

I refuse to call anyone "God."

Kelly: the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the fuck cares cause canadians are pretty fucking sweet

Funny thing is we are a) Irish and 2) have relatives in Canada.

Leslie: An incredibly beautiful girl. Someone who is very attractive with the best hair.

You do have nice hair mom...

Cindy: Often used to describe a girl who is amazingly cute. Usually innocent and smart as well.

Awe mother, you're cute!

Jack: To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Maurice: Completly awesome. Hangs out in chat rooms with his buddys talks gamer slang in everyday situations. Best friends with Connor. Melodie is his bitch.

Um, pretty sure my Maurice does none of the above.

Although I AM sure that I'd like to be addressed as "Princess" from now on.

I suggest you start now...