I'd say a coon's age but that just sounds so politically incorrect.
So just a little uppity-date/recap of the last month or thrice.
March brought Li'l Sis's 21st birthday. A grand time was had by all. I felt like a horrible ass for leaving Nerma to drive the party van but she assured me that it was ok.
April brought Easter. At least the kids had fun. We'll leave it at that.
Oh, and I finally got the Harley ride a friend promised me last year for my birthday. Of course, just in time for my birthday this year. You owe me another ride Punk.
April also brought some very wonderful news! Our Nerma is pregnant! Turns out it was a good thing I drank too much on Li'l Sis's birthday leaving Nerma to drive; Cletus will be perfect! Chesty and I are very excited to be honorary aunties! Of course, our children will be raised together in a Utopian society where their mothers shall grow fruits of the earth and...yeah...right...our kids will be raised like brothers and sisters just like we were and will never, EVER talk about what happened that week that mom & Abba Zabba were in Mexico...
May brought about my 30th birthday. That's all that shall be said about that. Oh, but I did buy myself these awesome boots that I chased a bartender down for. Seriously, I did chase her down. I loudly (and quite possibly drunkenly) shoved past a friend to grab her before she walked into the bathroom.
Now have to sit and wait for them to get here.And now dear interweb friends it is time for me to go. I promise I'll be good and not wait another month to update.
Perchance I'll have a guest-blogger? Any takers?
Chickenshits.
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